I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.

My idea of fast food is a mallard.

Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.

For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.