Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, they're fun, they do things together, they're best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.