I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.