God gave us the gift of life it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.

God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

All men are born with a nose and ten fingers, but no one was born with a knowledge of God.

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.