If an animal does something, we call it instinct if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence.

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people.