Politics is applesauce.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.