To you I'm an atheist to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.