I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

I never said most of the things I said.

I don't mean to be funny.