Zach Galifianakis
  • That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?

  • I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.

  • My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.

  • I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.

  • Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.