Woody Allen
  • Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

  • Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

  • Marriage is the death of hope.

  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

  • Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.