Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.