A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.