I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

When you are fitted in a racing car and you race to win, second or third place is not enough.

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks.