If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

A dream without ambition is like a car without gas... you're not going anywhere.

If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.

Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night?