I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car.

I don't want to argue with my wife about her car - or my driving.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.