Computers
  • The computer is a moron.

  • Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

  • I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It's not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It's the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is 'Delete.'

  • The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

  • To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.