No one ever said on their deathbed, 'Gee, I wish I had spent more time alone with my computer'.

I was afraid of the internet... because I couldn't type.

It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

Many of our own people here in this country do not ask about computers, telephones and television sets. They ask - when will we get a road to our village.

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.