Dating
  • We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

  • Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn't touch me. It was infuriating to them.

  • I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all.

  • I love being a single mom. But it's definitely different when you're dating.

  • I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.