I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

I've never been Romeo who meets a girl and falls for her immediately. It's been a much slower process for me each time I've gone into a relationship.

I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

I'm dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.