Dating
  • I'm 31 now. I think I'm beginning to understand what life is, what romance is, and what a relationship means.

  • My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

  • Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

  • I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

  • If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.