Funny
  • The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

  • I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

  • It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

  • I like children - fried.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.