Funny
  • Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

  • I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

  • I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

  • If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job.

  • We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.