Funny
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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.
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Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.