Funny
  • Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.

  • I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

  • Parents are the last people on earth who ought to have children.

  • Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.

  • A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.