Bob Hope
  • I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

  • You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

  • I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

  • A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.