Bob Hope
  • A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.

  • A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

  • I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

  • I have too much money invested in sweaters.

  • The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.