If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.