If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble.