Funny
  • It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

  • Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.

  • Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

  • The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

  • I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.