Jay London
  • I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out.

  • My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

  • My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.

  • I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

  • It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.