Funny
  • I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

  • I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

  • I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

  • Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.

  • Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.