I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it.

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.