All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife.

When you are older you will understand how precious little things, seemingly of no value in themselves, can be loved and prized above all price when they convey the love and thoughtfulness of a good heart.

In this country it is a good thing to kill an admiral from time to time to encourage the others.

When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'