Graduation
  • Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.

  • I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I just kind of went, Oh, forget it.

  • I graduated a the top of my class in the '84 Olympic Games I won a gold medal.

  • I have actually five honorary degrees.

  • I don't look to find an educated person in the ranks of university graduates, necessarily. Some of the most educated people I know have never been near a university.