It's passionately interesting for me that the things that I learned in a small town, in a very modest home, are just the things that I believe have won the election.

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

The simplest questions are the most profound. Where were you born? Where is your home? Where are you going? What are you doing? Think about these once in a while and watch your answers change.

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I watched Titanic when I got back home from the hospital, and cried. I knew that my IQ had been damaged.