A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.

I never come back home with the same moral character I went out with something or other becomes unsettled where I had achieved internal peace some one or other of the things I had put to flight reappears on the scene.

A home without books is a body without soul.

Before deciding to retire, stay home for a week and watch the daytime TV shows.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.