They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

The curious are always in some danger. If you are curious you might never come home.

My biggest nightmare is I'm driving home and get sick and go to hospital. I say: 'Please help me.' And the people say: 'Hey, you look like...' And I'm dying while they're wondering whether I'm Barbra Streisand.

Perhaps there is no greater issue facing contemporary women than the choices they must make about balancing home and work.