A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.

Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.