Marriage
  • Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.

  • Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.

  • One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

  • Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it's not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.

  • I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.