Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot.

Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.

Men of age object too much, consult too long, adventure too little, repent too soon, and seldom drive business home to the full period, but content themselves with a mediocrity of success.

The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man.