I'm not busy... a woman with three children under the age of 10 wouldn't think my schedule looked so busy.

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.