I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic principle of physics, that action and reaction are equal and opposite, that when you persecute people you always rouse them to be strong and stronger.

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

Books are not men and yet they stay alive.

Men of ill judgment ignore the good that lies within their hands, till they have lost it.