All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

You can kill ten of our men for every one we kill of yours. But even at those odds, you will lose and we will win.

That all men are equal is a proposition to which, at ordinary times, no sane human being has ever given his assent.

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.