I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A free America... means just this: individual freedom for all, rich or poor, or else this system of government we call democracy is only an expedient to enslave man to the machine and make him like it.

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless.

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.

A healthy democracy requires a decent society it requires that we are honorable, generous, tolerant and respectful.