Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.