Sports
  • Baseball life is a tough life on the family.

  • If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.

  • The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.

  • I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?