Sports
-
Baseball life is a tough life on the family.
-
If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death.
-
The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break.
-
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
-
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?