Sports
  • Trying to sneak a fastball past Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

  • Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing.

  • I had pro offers from the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers, who were pretty hard up for linemen in those days. If I had gone into professional football the name Jerry Ford might have been a household word today.

  • Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?

  • If you got the game, you got the game. That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.