Sports
  • Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.

  • Sports are a microcosm of society.

  • If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

  • Gray skies are just clouds passing over.

  • If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out.