Sports
  • There are two theories on hitting the knuckleball. Unfortunately, neither of them works.

  • If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don't have to waste energy going back to pick it up.

  • If your man is a sports enthusiast, you may have to resign yourself to his spouting off in a monotone on a prize fight, football game or pennant race.

  • I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights.

  • I hate all sports as rabidly as a person who likes sports hates common sense.