The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter.

I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.

Honestly, I don't listen to nobody else's music but my own. It's kind of like sports to me. You don't see Kobe Bryant at a LeBron James game - he just works on his own game. And that's what I do. I only listen to me, so I can criticize and analyze and all those things.

For truly it is to be noted, that children's plays are not sports, and should be deemed as their most serious actions.

Even from their infancy we frame them to the sports of love: their instruction, behavior, attire, grace, learning and all their words azimuth only at love, respects only affection. Their nurses and their keepers imprint no other thing in them.