Sports
  • Winning is habit. Unfortunately, so is losing.

  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

  • I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

  • Adversity causes some men to break others to break records.

  • Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second.